||[26 Jul 2007|06:38pm]
Just a random baby update:
I was growing concerned with Naomi Watts. I assumed she just started stuffing her shirt with a massive pillow because she's been pregnant for...ever. For several months now, she's looked like she would pop at any moment. But at last, Naomi and Liev Schreiber welcomed lil' Alexander Pete yesterday. He weighed in at 8 lbs, 4 oz and was 22.5 inches long. I honestly thought he'd be a she. Isn't it like... if you carry high it's a girl and if you carry low it's a boy? She was carrying so high, I started to assume that that massive bump of her's was a third boob. So anyways, congrats to her and her possible husband, Liev Schreiber.
But in other Naomi news, she's set to star as Narcissa Malfoy in the next Harry Potter film, "Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince." Hoooooraaaay.
In a related story, Naomi's friend, Isla Fisher has confirmed the obvious by confirming her pregnancy.
Dannielynn is almost a year old! That's so weird to me, especially because she is without a mother. That kinda crushes my heart. The other day, I stayed up watching episodes of Anna's old show on youtube. It was hilarious and now she's gone...Fat Anna Nicole and Dannielynn's mom were two different people, I think. Because Fat Anna Nicole hadn't had sex for 2 years and she had Daniel an blahhh. Dannielynn's mom was totally different because the love for the child wasn't the same. I'm not sure how to explain it, but it's just sad that she won't ever know her mother. Now for some cute/weird shots of Lil' Miss Thannng and her poppa:
The first two are kinda...creepy, but the last one is adorable.
On a final note, did you realize how old Dakota Fanning is now? She's like... 13 or something. I coulda sworn that just yesterday she was 7 and staring alongside Sean Penn in "I Am Sam" (that movie was so sad. When I first watched it, I honestly thought that Sean Penn was, um...mentally disabled. I had to wikipedia that fool to find out the truth)
That is all.
|Sex and the City...The Movie?
||[08 Jul 2007|04:12am]
Brace yourselves, it seems the iconic quadruplet is back! I'm stuck in between being excited and being oddly disappointed. My favorite show will likely always be Sex and the City, but I've already gone through the painful torture of saying goodbye to my favorite four New York City gal pals. I will, no doubt, be first in line to by tickets but it seems like they're trying to overplay a good thing. Yes, I would looooove to see what happens in the end, but I thought that I had already seen the end. I'll stop my whining and conclude that: well, I'm really excited to see their comeback and I'm happy it's happening now rather than later. It just wouldn't be fun anymore if they tried to make the movie when the ladies were any older--say...60? It'd be like watching a Golden Girls movie (even though that sounds very appealing).
E! News reports:
"After three years of near-incessant rumblings that Carrie Bradshaw, Miranda Hobbes, Charlotte York and Samantha Jones would rendezvous for one more round of cosmos, E! News has confirmed that HBO and New Line Cinema have teamed up to finally give the girls the big-screen send off (or, possibly, rebirth) fans have been waiting for."
I can't wait to see what happens between some the five couples on the show:
Miranda and Steve
Samantha and Smith
Charlotte and Harry
and yes, even
Stanford and Marcus
I wonder if Carrie or Samantha are going to get married or even have children. In my heart, I hope they do get married. I used to be bitter about the fact that Carrie didn't end up with Aiden, but deep inside my bones, I always wanted her to end up with Big. It seemed inevitable. After writing this post, I'm become more and more excited with every word I type.
||[10 Feb 2007|08:32pm]
So, apparently, Justin Timberlake and K-Fed have met... and hugged. I can just feel the love in the air...
I can't tell if JT is shocked by actually seeing K-Fed or if he's shocked by the jacket. I've already alerted the fashion police and sewing company.
But another scandal:
According to some reports, Anna Nicole Smith killed herself because her son was the actual father of his sister. What? Well, you never know with Anna, Anna, Fabulous Anna, Anna Nicole. She's so outrageous.
Look at them SeXXXy glasses.
But Honestly, I liked her and don't know why. I've made fun of her, but still have a soft spot in my heart for her.
And I think Larry Birkhead is the father. I was watching Entertainment Tonight and they were showing a video of baby Dannielynn and there was a brief moment where she looked exxxactly like him.
||[19 Jan 2007|07:59pm]
Okay, Okay. In a search for interesting pictures to make crappy icons out of, I found some of my favorite pictures of Milo. I think it's because I like the scruffy, bearded look on almost all cute people. I'll go on a scale of cuteness, the cutest being at the bottom:
I looooove those and it's [insert different word for "weird" here] because I loooove him without the beard and everything. I think it's the plaid and the scarf.
I'm totally putting these on my myspace. XD
|Trump wars and claw hands and Mandy, oh my!
||[10 Jan 2007|04:42pm]
Donald Trump may sport the worst combover known to man, but he's still my personal hero.
I never really noticed this before, but Angelina Jolie has really lovely hands. And by "lovely" I mean scary beyond all reason. And by "hands" I mean arthritic claws.
Mandy Moore and DJ AM have reportedly been dating since New Year's Eve. Which isn't nearly as horrifying as the rumor that Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are an item. :O
||[29 Dec 2006|03:01pm]
Just a quick update, so this community won't die.
First of all: Julia Roberts is pregnant!
I coulda sworn she was as old as... a rock. I don't know. This came as a complete shock. I heard no previous rumors or anything. And again, she's just oldddd.
Honestly, Katie can't be this fat. I think her bump is bigger than her butt... or at least more pointy.
That's our Conner, always knowing how to hold a baby the correct way. Look at him, he looks so proud!
Marcia Cross looks ready to pop! Her kids are due in like... a month. Again with the old lady moms. She's 44 and is gonna be 60 when her kids are in high school! Put a cork in it or something, Marcia! [ahaha, like she's randomly gonna be reading this]
In conclusion, we need to get together and punch Selma Blair. Her hair is gross. I'm sure it was a failed attempt to save some cash by doing it herself. She probably thinks it looks fantastic:
|Babylicious Mega Post
||[15 Dec 2006|09:10pm]
So I'd like to start by saying that 40 year old Jillian Reynolds is pregnant.
Her husband is 6 years younger than her:
I've been watching her a lot on the news in the mornings (she's a crazy news anchor woman in California, in case you haven't heard of her in New Hampshire) and just thought that she's getting fat. One of the other anchors even joked about her being pregnant and I distinctly remember her laughing about it and whatnot. Now I can never trust her. :(
Moving on: On Perez Hilton's site, I found the cutest picture of Kingston. When you said he was cute, I was like, "pshhh. not as cute as suri cruise. pshh" but after this picture, the cute baby race is on:
Doesn't your heart just... melt?
Well, my heart sure melted after that picture of Kingston, but it was a puddle after looking at this picture of lil Violet. She is the cuuuuuutest little thing ever. She's got amazing posture and looks exactly like Jen, not to mention her fantastic fashion sense (Cute lil bracelet, cute bow, fancy sweater, etc.)
So I guess Ryder got a haircut, blah blah blah. The real concern? He's like... almost 3 and still has a pacifier. We need to get Kate to watch Nanny 991, Supernanny, or any other nannylicious show.
While I'm still on the baby subject, I'll address the rumors about Katie Cruise (or is it still Holmes?) and her pregnancy:
Could drunk-looking Holmes be pregnant or just a little pudgy? I dunno... I guess we'll have to wait and see if Suri is gonna have a new playmate.
Mmk, I'll stop discussing celebrity babies to talk about Britney Spears and Nicole Richie:
Britney Spears' new man wasn't let into some hot LA nightclub recently. I guess he thought that since he was spotted making out with Brit, he gets celebrity perks. Nah, man.
*plays soft piano/violin music*
Now for some sad news.. Britney spears was spotted at a CD store recently:
But whats that? In the bag? Could it be? Her own CD?
My theory is this: she thought that she would make a profit from the CD if she bought some herself. Unfortunately, she forgot that she is paying 10x more than she will ever make back. That or she was just trying to get the people back at her label to think that somebody out there can see beyond her Jayden-neglecting ways. (Personally, I can. I really want her to have a fantastic new album and a great comeback, but i want her to stop hanging out with Paris ASAP)
Now, Nicole Richie:
Prior to her DUI arrest, a photo surfaced of her that I recently saw on Perez Hilton:
As Perez nicely pointed out, is that a pipe in her friend's hand? YES! So why was everybody so shocked that she was smoking marijuana? Maybe that's why she's so skinny.
I'll finally end this entry with another picture of Shiloh and the whole Jolie-Pitt Clan:
I swear, Hello! magazine made everybody darker. I know that Maddox is not as dark as Zahara. If you compare the picture is People magazine with those inside it's British partner's, Hello!, they are are much lighter and look a lot realer. All I have to say is, "They must be looking at super interesting books!" Shiloh looks so into them, Mad's like, "whaaaat. psh, no way, man, no way," and Z's like, "this is kinda interesting... I dunno. I'll have to wait until we get to the next page until I call fully make an opinion about it."